Coming soon!
A Citizen's Guide to Ragnarok
Book1: Gods in Low Places
Astrid serves greasy chicken in a neighbourhood ruled by the sadistic and vengeful gods of Asgard. She hooks up with “Doug,” a handsome stranger with a divine secret and a half-assed plan to incite Ragnarok, the end of the gods. Astrid becomes an agent of the apocalypse, assigned impossible missions like getting a date for a phallic-obsessed god of fire, battling wits with an immortal liquor inspector and figuring out what to say when a drunken deity texts, “u up?”
Now, the only thing standing in the way of a successful Ragnarok is pathological incompetence of Doug, the man leading it. Astrid teams with a bitter, underpaid priestess, a deviant dwarf, a fashion-diva elf, a half-dead girl and a hundred-and-ninety-year-old virgin, declaring war on the gods— and hoping the gods don’t find out.
Everyone is talking about Josh
“I warned people that something like this could happen one day.”—Josh’s childhood therapist.
“Were unable to comment on ongoing investigations.” –Royal Canadian Mounted Police
"He seems nice. Wait. Why are you writing this down?" -Person Stopped on Street, Name Withheld.
BIO
Josh Hines is a writer, counsellor and obedient servant of two cats. He frequently ponders life-defining questions such as, "Why did I come into this room?" and "Am I too old to start a boy band?"
In his time on Earth, he managed to get a diploma in journalism, a BA in psychology, change careers five or six times and learn the value of a dollar (Answer: After taxes, the value of a dollar is seventy cents). Some would say his varied history makes him well-rounded. Others point out that he still has a lot of edges.
